choadface

someone who usually pisses everyone off; maybe someone who is a pain in the ass e.g. - retard, fuckface, etc.: the choad reference is a penis that is wider than it is longer, something undesirable; people usually add face after everything...hence choadface

Sara: Hey. Look at Lindsay Lohan. She just gave us another crotch shot.

Joe: Wow. Really. I wonder why she still does that. What a choadface.

by Yourmotherbuyingmeavideogame November 18, 2010

Chaparrita

Perfect.

Chaparrita, I love her so much.

by El Virgen December 16, 2022

Choad

a public school boy. i.e. boat shoes, blazer and jeans look.

"oh my god hes such a choad", "hey chaodie"

by Melissa February 1, 2005

team choad

a group of xangans who give head to each other's egos over the e-net, also responsible for the brutal execution of the word owned

You so pwnt him man, go you.

by ahahaha April 7, 2005

choad

bryant's cock, that happens to be wider than it is long...when it becomes erect it gets wider instead of longer.....

Bryant---LOOKEE AT MY CHOAD!!!

by DjEzE February 2, 2004

choadie

a joint that is wider than it is long, resembles a choad penis.

Pass that choadie over here, I've only had a hit!

by Betsy and Matt May 11, 2007

choad

a penis that is equal in gerth and length

when trying to find what made me different from everyone else, i realized it was all about my choad.

by Lance February 28, 2005