chocolate coffin

when you're giving someone head and then you bite their dick off and swallow it whole. when you poop it out the entirety of the penis is encased in human shit.

man, that chocolate coffin clogged up my toilet.

by ogturtlesquad June 10, 2017

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 23, 2018

Thot Chocolate

When you eat ass at a one night stand on a cold winter's night

Did you hear that Myia got some Thot Chocolate last night?

by Leenalemons September 15, 2019

Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

chocolate gravy

When a man asks another man to human centipede him after a juice diet.

Hey Dave! Give me some of that chocolate gravy!

by Whoispete May 28, 2017

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022