quarterback chad

(n). Descriptive noun for a hunk of man meat with perfect hair and an empty brain. A dim-witted combination of the school quarterback, prom king, and guys named Chad. Can usually be found in the wild at fraternity houses, in camaro/bmw/H2s, and/or supplying unprovoked high fiving in drinking establishments. Ironically many of the species are actually named Chad.

That no-talent ass clown Keanu Reeves is a quarterback chad (johnny utah).

by ronniejamesdio June 20, 2006

choadmonger

1. monger of choads
2. one who loves and obsesses with penises that are wider than they are long.

That fruitcake is a fucking choadmonger

by El pene January 23, 2003

Chad Johnson

When you get so angry at someone you commit the act of headbutting the dog shit out of them.

I'm gonna "chad Johnson" your ass if you don't get out of my face with that bullshit!

by Caddy B. August 19, 2012

Chad

Chad is just an ordinary guy. He is kind, and has a good sense of humor. He respects mankind and gives people respect that DESERVE it. He will never hustle anyone and finds it hilarious when people try to hustle him. He is very straightforward. If he has a problem with you, you will know it. He has no problem with people being gay or a different race or anything different from what he is cuz he knows everyone is different and thats what makes the world go round. He is sometimes annoyed by how some people are raised tho. He will never "plant seeds" or any psychological crap in someones head for he thinks tricks like this are for kids. He speaks very plainly which sometimes can be bad for he is very straightforward, but you will always know where you stand with him. He is an old school romantic. He dose not like drama or people that are fake. He also despises people that lie a lot. He used to have a very bad temper and would black out sometimes but he has gotten that undercontrol and is feeling very centered these days. He grew up abusing drugs and alcohol but has given up drugs ( and dose not miss them at all) and the people who he used to use with, and drinks every once in a while but could really care if drinking was made illegal or dried up cuz the only time he drinks is because of boredom and to get outta the house for a night every couple months. Chad is a good friend to have cuz he will always have your back (if you're a true friend)

Hi I'm Chad

by Chaddie E November 22, 2021

chad ginsburg

Only the greatest guitarist in history. Plays in a little band called cky. Also the hottest guy in history.

"Stay safe, fuck yourself"

by lisa March 18, 2005

chadfish

catfishing but using pictures of chads

"I downloaded my highschool bully's instagram pics and used them to chadfish on tinder, but I still got no matches"

by k4yfour June 9, 2017

choadiepreneur

To buy and sell junk or the act of being really cheap.

Ex 1: That guy is a choadiepreneur...he's been going to the junkyard and rippin krusty carbs off old cars and sellin them online. Preneu'n hardcore!

Ex 2: Man, I don't pay for roadside trash pickup! I just dump my garbage in my neighbors cans after they put them out by the road! Preneu that!

by Randy Macho Man Savage August 24, 2008