chimpage

Total ownage in everything. this means you're a pimp.

he's got this aura of chimpage

by i win July 22, 2003

Chimney Sweeping

(v) {pres. part.}: The insertion of a prolapsed uterus into a vagina or anus during sexual intercourse, usually in place of a penis.

At first the sight of the saggy uterus was sickening, but when she stated chimney sweeping the guy, I couldn't help but feel strangely aroused, if not dead inside.

by Mr__P March 13, 2010

Chimen

A person who does absolutely no wrong and is a goodie goodie two shoes. they can also get annoied very easily by the simplest things

guy: Hi!
girl: EeEEeeeee! leave me alone!
guy: god, you're such a chimen.

girl 1: oh crap i didn't do my homework.
girl 2: I did. I always have my homework done :)
girl 1: you're such a chimen.

by Don'tAskWhoIam February 10, 2010

safari park chimp

The ultimate measure of wanking. So named after the kind of frantically masturbating chimps you see in zoos and safari parks.

Dude 1: "Man, I am so chick-less that I end up wanking like a safari park chimp to keep me sane!"
Dude 2: "Way to go you dirty bastard!"

by Wizards Sleeve August 1, 2007

chimples

Rare dimples that appear at either side of ones chin

Oh look, Michelle has chimples!

by matthew bewick March 25, 2008

chimpoon

All the atributes of a cheeky little playful monkey except for the positive one. ie. a monkey who is a cunt

Gee Bubbles you have broken the skin you really are a chimpoon

by Donkey docker October 16, 2004

chima

He is a fin loving confident guy
with the perfect body. he is the definition of someone that is loyal, kind, and awesome. if you know him you are a lucky person because if you and him are close he will Always look for the best for you and treat you well

chima is an amazing guy
i wish he was mine

by emmaknowsbest August 11, 2020