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Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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A Catholizard is a follower of Raptor Jesus.
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Get the Catholic School girl mug.A religion practiced only by Amstutz, whose tenet beliefs are laziness and that man can live on grease alone. He believes that Jesus was a good "man", but only because the Amstutz has a Shylock nose.
The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.
The kosher practices of Roman Catholi-judaism include excessive masturbation and eating whatever one pleases.
Josh: I have a big nose, an overbearing mother, and I'm cheap; might as well convert to Roman Catholi-judaism.
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Licitra: Faggot
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Get the Roman Catholi-judaism mug.Member of the Catholic religion; or adjective used to describe a member of the Catholic religion. Catholicism is out of date and reluctant to move on; a lot of its members are hypocritical and blindfolded without realizing it. One of the world's leading religions, Catholicism gains many of its members by one of its many rules - if you're Catholic, your kids have to be Catholic or hey, you're kicked out.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
A typical Catholic doesn't know very much about their own religion, or many of the rules they're supposed to follow; many Catholics don't even believe in what they're told, they just go along with it for the hell of it.
Catholics participate in an odd ritual called Confession; this has to do with talking to a nosy old pedophile who loves nothing more than to sit and listen to everything you've done wrong. And naturally, Jesus wants you to go to him through his impure representatives on Earth, not talk to him directly.
Many Catholics are discriminatory, due to another one of their beliefs that anybody who isn't Catholic will go to hell. Therefore, they immediately steer clear of anyone who isn't a member of their religion, and/or try to convince them to be a Catholic.
Catholics shut their eyes to many things, such as the pedophilia that goes on in their churches; homosexuality; individuality; etc., etc. Their indifference toward indviduality is made apparent in their strong Pro-Life stand against abortion: "we don't bloody care about your situation, it doesn't matter if you'll die if the child is born, you're dying for Jesus, who appreciates it!"
Don't become a Catholic unless you do what you're told and don't ask questions.
by Anonymous August 7, 2003
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Catholic Karen:hey young man come to our church
Little billy:sorry I’m atheist
Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church
Little billy: starts crying
Little billy:sorry I’m atheist
Catholic Karen: YOUR GOING TO hell if you don’t go to church
Little billy: starts crying
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