A dumb ass fucking kisser from oregon city, kisser as a dumb shit that fucks his or her second cousin. Seriously i went to school with this motherfucker hes an asshole. Just someone everyone should hate unless you like fucking your second cousin and not going to the hospital. You won't ever like this kid in your life. Again he went to oregon city high school.
by bob12345678910abcdefgy September 29, 2012
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