Carrot muncher

Someone who has a talent and/or habbit for performing oral sex on a male with ginger hair

I hear your sister like's gingers, what a carrot muncher

by Gazmondo September 8, 2020

Carrot

A food that makes your eyes grow stronger. One un-known way to use an carrot is to worshiping the carrot gods in a ritual. Performing the ritual wrong in any way will make eye-like growths all over your body, killing you in exactly 12.4 seconds.

I ate a carrot for lunch.

by Rear_End_Eater November 10, 2020

carrotdiming

When you gotta bust a nut but conventional back n forth jacking aint what it used to be. Wrap ya neck in a rope, plastic bag covering optional, and swing from your coat rack in the closet while a shop vac goes to town on ya wonky bits. You dont know if you/re coming or going but whatever it is, its the stuff dreams are made of.

I cant stand jacking off to porn anymore, if you guys need me I'll be carrotdiming in the basement, check on me every 3 minutes to make sure I wake up.

by David CarrotDimes January 28, 2021

carrot emoji

if you use the carrot emoji your the best people ever 😎

one of my good friends made an account about a funeral for a carrot because it died. carrot emoji are cool

by ihatetoby April 15, 2021

Carroto Cakeu

Some random dude who somehow by some special star alignment married the cutie Uchiii.....

Carroto Cakeu loves Uchiii UwU

by CarrotoCakeu June 21, 2021

carrotsexual

you put fucking carrots up our butthole

im carrotsexual

by qewgrxbf nb July 19, 2021

Carrot

A vegetable with a very strong taste that a lot of people seem to like despite the fact that carrots are, in fact, disgusting

Person A: “Hey, want a carrot? They’re good for your eyes!”
Person B: “I think I’d rather go blind than be subjected to the taste of a carrot.”

by Friedchickendrumstick November 11, 2021