When your caller ID identifies someone with whom you definitely don't want to talk, and you avoid answering them like the plague
(Phone rings)
Hey are you going to get the phone or what?
(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!
Hey are you going to get the phone or what?
(Looks at phone) Negative. That's the number for child support services, they've been trying to get a hold of me for months. I'll let the machine get it, because I don't need a case of Caller VD!
by David's Hickey June 7, 2011
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by hemorrhagicfervor June 17, 2010
Get the capers mug.Short version of "handicapper", someone "handicapped", someone who acts just like a handicapper, being stupid.
by J1000 November 22, 2010
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by NukEvil September 15, 2008
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I'm a gonna put on my Lululemon pants and shirt and pay a visit to Capers Kitsilano and spend $100 on a piece of brocolli.
by ColonelSanders September 8, 2005
Get the Capers Kitsilano mug.otherwise known as Trailer park, America. upon passing calvert hall you may mistake the school for a grocery store, but then as the students walk out you realize that their red and yellow jackets serve as uniforms for mcdonalds training school. being ugly and moderately retarded are the main requirements for admission, academic acheivement is ignored and will not affect your performance in their soon to be burger flipping career. its the school you go to when everywhere else sees you for the screw up you are.
by Kervin April 30, 2005
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Capping is a term best used to describe the kind of business practice interviewers use to preserve their own job integrity while at the same time limiting the growth, potential and further expansion of talent in their respective job market. Capping is seen a lot here in Florida where many people exist with inferior educations and with unstable unproven industry backgrounds that make their way into hiring positions for large upcoming companies. The resulting effects are devastating as they prevent companies from acquiring new talent and experience that could no doubt increase their growth and potential.
Capping is a term best used to describe the kind of business practice interviewers use to preserve their own job integrity while at the same time limiting the growth, potential and further expansion of talent in their respective job market. Capping is seen a lot here in Florida where many people exist with inferior educations and with unstable unproven industry backgrounds that make their way into hiring positions for large upcoming companies. The resulting effects are devastating as they prevent companies from acquiring new talent and experience that could no doubt increase their growth and potential.
An example of capping is when you go to an interview and it is clearly obvious that the person interviewing you is below you in experience, education and overall understanding of the job specifications for which they are doing the hiring for and as a result see you as a threat to their very existence and therefore do not wish to hire anyone smarter, more intelligent and/or better educated than they are and who possess more experience then they do.
Hey, the bitch who just interviewed me is a no good "Capper". She could tell I am smarter than her so she didn't hire me for fear I might steal her job.
Hey, the bitch who just interviewed me is a no good "Capper". She could tell I am smarter than her so she didn't hire me for fear I might steal her job.
by Senegal294 January 11, 2013
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