slippery cactus

A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,

Lets go to Past times and see if we can find some slippery cactus.

by bignblack December 4, 2010

dusty cactus

A big fat pulsating cock, usually a party of old men with large erections. Similar to a Lemon Party but much dirtier.

Are you going to the Dusty Cactus tonight?

by iCrispyyy October 10, 2014

Hugging the Cactus

When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.

Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.

by chaunky smelderbodom February 11, 2017

Cactus

1.fine ass dude
2. so fine u wanna fuck him

There are to many cactuses in here for me to handle

by Victoria Knight May 15, 2004

cactus

The only word ever needed to be said, especially on the phone. it's teh best stuffs!

Cactus... Cac-tussssss

by Tim Wochomurka November 17, 2003

Prickly Cactus

When you are having sex on the beach you stick your thumb in the sand and then shove your thumb right up the broads cornhole.

Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican

While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.

by cwh_2002 April 26, 2006

cactusing

When you have a technical problem and you ask for help from someone and they just stand there while you show the problem and miraculously, it works even though it didn't seconds ago.

Well, it works now. Thanks for cactusing for me, I guess...

by johnseelewis October 31, 2015