A slang word for defining a juicy excited vag that lacks a razor blade for approximately 5 to 10 days, after that you have bush my friends. This is commonly found amongst the dirty gypsy girls nestled in the surrounding hills of the greater Lake Tahoe basin,
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When a person anthropomorphizes a fake plant, especially one that is human-like in shape, resulting in an intimate moment with an otherwise unsympathetic object.
Cordell tried his best to impress the nice, young lady at the pool party. Sadly, all his friends knew that the ficus would never return his call. He was hugging the cactus.
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Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican
Can also be used in conjunction with a screaming pelican
While I was giving this chick a screaming pelican, I stuck my thumb in the sand and gave her a prickly cactus also.
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