cactus-ing

the act of loving your girlfriend.

I'm cactus-ing my girlfriend.

by SupDaniii March 30, 2010

cactus

To become erect, get a hard on

When me see de gal inna she short skirt, me go cactus
(When I saw the girl in her short skirt, I went cactus)

by Ortiboy July 25, 2008

cactus

A hairy guy who shaves his chest (and possibly groin area as well), but it's never quite smooth.

My boyfriend is such a cactus, I feel like I'm rubbing up against sandpaper, I'd rather he just not shave at all!

by Cherry July 8, 2004

Cactus

Another term used to describe when someone gives you the finger. Can be used to replace the word "fuck."

"Hey don't give me the cactus, I'll give it right back. In fact, I'll give you two."

"Cactus me! This is ridiculous!"

by SloCal May 2, 2008

Cactus

The description of something very very ugly, disgusting or tasteless.

"Oh that chick is cactus"

by MaDMaN578 July 4, 2005

Cactiuses

A large amout of different types of cacti.

"In the Sahara Desert, I saw thirteen different types of cacti all clustered together. A group of cactiuses."

by Audrey Gold May 30, 2009

Cactus

When something is really bad or disturbing. Is a derogatory term used to show disapproval.

Jim is going outn with Sarah on Saturday. Thats cactus!

by laurakii October 1, 2010