Cry IRL

Whenever in a group setting, whether in real life or on the internet, saying "CRY IRL" means that something is making you sad, and you are crying about it in real life, despite not actually crying.

Alex: "OMG, Michelle you are so fat"
Michelle: "CRY IRL!!!!" *runs out of the room sobbing*

by CryingNonStop December 11, 2011

don't cry

Noun. A subtle way to refer to a fat woman. A reference to the song "Big Girls Don't Cry" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons.

Her face looked thin on her profile...but then I met her and she was a total don't cry.

by AgentColdShadow September 18, 2016

Cry about it

A bullshit phrase that generic white middle school boys use to try and nullify the argument. Most of the time the user if fatherless.

Woman: you’re fatherless
Man: cry about it

by Gg gamer July 30, 2022

Crying in the Club

Crying in the Club is a song by Camila Cabello released May 19, 2017.

Have you heard Crying in the Club yet?

by Migivf May 30, 2017

Crying Johnny

Noun: The act of extremely injuring (whether shooting, stabbing, etc.) someone in their penis/groin.
Noun (Second Usage): The injury that has occurred after being extremely injured in the penis/groin area.

"I asked him not to mess with me, but he ended up regretting doing so when I gave him a crying johnny."

by Bucko702 September 29, 2012

Crying Tiger

Doing a chick tiger-style (like doggy style, but more intense), then spraying your batter in stripes across her back. To finish, you slap her in the face or punch her in the kidney (doesn't matter, so long as she cries).

That girl was a straight up freak, so I made her a crying tiger.

She was being a bitch, so Mark gave her a crying tiger for her birthday.

She wanted Thai food, so I ordered up some crying tiger.

by holy markeral! December 14, 2008

crying jag

1) Excessive and uncontrollable weeping brought on by a deep emotional trauma

2) Something a woman does when her first attempt at manipulation doesn't work

Get your pussy ass out of that crying jag, get over here, and help me bury this body.

by patentleathertweezers December 18, 2011