Cap'n Crunch mouth

When the roof of your mouth gets all torn up after eating Cap'n Crunch or some other rough food.

I get Cap'n Crunch mouth after eating 2 bowls of that friggin cereal!

by Carla Reyes January 11, 2008

time crunch

limited time to complete work; meeting a deadline in limited time; a small amount of time to finish tasks.

The boss called a meeting to come up with an answer to our companies problem with the time crunch we experience every day approaching the end our shifts.

by ShellyRed May 16, 2018

cap'n crunch

A good-tasting cereal that cuts the roof of your mouth.

Captain Crunch cuts the roof of your mouth.

by Go Peter April 24, 2003

crunchyroll

The once great anime streaming site that has slowly become very greedy and has servers that haven't been upgraded since 2010

Guy 1: Dude you use crunchyroll?
Guy 2: No, I just pirate all my anime and buy merchandise from my favorite studios.

by DioStone September 11, 2020

Crunchied

When a girl sticks a chocolate bar (preferably a crunchie bar) up her vagina and feeds it to an animal.

"Wow Emily, I can't believe you crunchied that dog!!"

by Frazzel November 7, 2011

cunt crunchies

Vaginal secretions that dries up on pubic hair and get crunchy.

When my girlfriend came home and took her pants and panties off and laid on the bed. I later went up and saw dried up cunt crunchies on her pubic hairs.

by Komodo Dragon April 17, 2009

nad cruncher

Any act which causes force to be emitted to the male genitalia area. ie; foot, punch, knee, pole, baseball, pole, etc. resulting in pain and sudden movement of hands to the affected area. Usually followed by groans of pain and simultaneous laughter.

While Josh was talking with Jonathan, Jeremy ran up and gave Josh a solid nad cruncher to the nuts.

by Jd Mustain February 21, 2010