Covid-19 

Covid-19 is a coronavirus that was first recorded in the late December of 2019, the symptoms are fever, tiredness, dry cough, runny nose, aches and pains, diarrhoea and others.

Fortunately, James just recovered from Covid-19.

Covid-19 by Oof_TheChungasGuy April 28, 2020

Covid-19 

Literally the end of the economy.

Covid-19 destroyed the economy and is stupid.

Covid-19 by user12364129834610234129734 May 27, 2020

Covid-🧮 

When the abacus experienced a reawakening among thousands of students worldwide during the lockdown, when they went online to learn how to use this zero-battery primitive calculator, which allows them not only to do the four operations of arithmetic, but also to square and cube root large numbers.

Who would have expected that Covid-19 would be the catalyst to infect students, teachers, and parents in a number of Western countries with Covid-🧮?

Covid-🧮 by Covido December 13, 2020

COVID-19 

A killer that has garnered undue attention vis-à-vis other global killers like HIV/AIDS, tuberculosis (TB), diabetes, and cancers, as a large number of the middle-class and some wealthy families and celebrities in the developed world have disproportionately been affected.

Unlike other main causes of death that mostly affect the poor and the marginalized in the developing countries every year, COVID-19 appears to be a great leveler in indiscriminately choosing its victims—for example, it is blind to people’s race, religion, or social status.

COVID-19 by MathPlus June 27, 2021

Covid-91 

The spiritual antidote to being protected from Covid-19—with reference to Psalm 91 in the Bible, which believers faithfully use as an effective prayer of protection against any plague or pestilence that confronts them.

Christians know that Covid-91 is no match to any man-made antibodies or vaccines in protecting them against Covid-19, because whoever dwells in the shelter of the Most High will rest in the shadow of the Almighty, and that He is their refuge and their fortress and will save them from any deadly pestilence.

Covid-91 by MathPlus December 30, 2020

COVID-19 

A sex act where you masturbate in a group of ten or less while staying six feet apart from each other, then lick each other's hands clean to keep things sanitary

We were feeling lonely last night so Becky and I COVID-19ed with a few friends that have been self-isolating for a month

COVID-19 by Nobahdi April 2, 2020

COVID-(19+X) 

The next pathogen that could decimate humanity if mankind is not preparing for it, which is predicted to hit the world X years after COVID-19.

With the ravages caused by Covid-19, astrologists, biblical numerologists, and epidemiologists are hell-bent to predict, divine, or model when COVID-(19+X) would occur.

COVID-(19+X) by Covido February 5, 2021