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immaculate conception

one chance to hit it so that your life line lives on
One artist claims he was conceived by immaculate conception. His Dad got out the penn on a way way trip. He got one chance to hit a piece so that he lives on in his son. He knew it was a one way ticket. The bitch this artist calls mother and Mom is the one that took his Pops out. But this is the woman he chose as Moms, with his punk ass. She wished she could have made him and tried to control him the way she couldn't control his Dad. Dad was on a Penitentiary bid and lived life to help his people in the struggle as it was called then. Didn't mind making the punk and he knows who I am.
by dionys May 14, 2006
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Mint Condition

A phrase used to describe a particularly attractive and sexy female.
"Wow! Jenna is looking in Mint Condition!"
"You are in totally Mint Condition girl!"
by Manx bloke November 5, 2006
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Rising Conviction

An Amazing local band out of AZ. They're demo is 3 songs of musical bliss, the tracks Shudder, and Skin, make you want to jump around no matter where you are. They're live performances are absolutely amazing, and even orgasmic.
Rising Conviction is one of, if not the, greatest band to come out of AZ
by Reverend Sexy September 6, 2004
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Rainbow Connection

A rainbow connection is a regular source of chemical drugs, which are typically harder to come by than other substances like weed or booze (if you're under legal drinking age). Code for a dealer who usually sells MDMA, acid, etc. Sometimes includes meth, crack/cocaine, or other greasy shit.
Man, wouldn't it be awesome to try LSD?

Ah, I have a few blotters. I get them all the time.

You have a rainbow connection?
by tfrhr5y45etrd February 19, 2011
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Immacu-lesbian Conception

When a lesbian has such incredible and intense sex with another lesbian that their body actually believes itself to be pregnant resulting in amenorrhea, or rather, an "Imaccu-lesbian Conception." Such lesbian pregnancies are first detectable 5 days after a missed period and can last up to 9 months. They usually do not result in the birth of a human baby; however, the lesbian community has not given up hope.
Helen: "Damn, Tracy. You've been doing things to my body nobody has ever done before. I'm a week late. This is my first "'Immacu-lesbian Conception.'"
Tracy: "Baby. You didn't need to give me one reason to stay here, but I am proud to be your first. I will gladly support you through this."
by LEZZZZY December 10, 2014
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air conditioning

noun, a system where one "Climategate" troll fans another "Climategate" troll on a website's comment board.
"No one will ever make a solar panel that can power an house's air conditioning system!"
"FANNED - These Crap & Trade hippies never think about that!!!
by ErnestineBass April 30, 2011
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perversity of the human condition

This is an explanation for when people do something that is different from what is thought normal or proper and totally unexpected for reasons which are completely unknown or thoroughly obscure.
Bob:- I saw John walk into the door.
Ben:- Why did he do that?
Bob:- I guess it is the perversity of the human condition.
by bevanp May 8, 2010
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