Leeds Coconut

A very painful form of punishment, made popular by gangsters in the United Kingdom, not many people know what it actually involves. Some say it does involve a coconut, others say it's the act of hitting a person on the head with a hammer.

1."I really pissed him off"

2."Really, why do you say that?"

1."He said he'd give me a Leeds Coconut!"

2."Oh shit, you'd better leave town!"

by Dazeel July 25, 2010

Got hit in the face with a coconut

Had a real kick-ass time.

Yeah, I went downtown with my girls last night and got hit in the face with a coconut.

by Girafimal April 24, 2010

reverse coconut

a person who hangs out with brown people, knows about brown people, and is just brown on the inside... but white on the outside.

Kristen is such a reverse coconut.

by Kristen Mlarschmlar December 15, 2007

Purple Coconut

penetration with a pair of tongs.

Nothing spells penetration like purple coconut.

by Aennus March 13, 2011

Salty Coconut

A sex act: When you piss, shit, and cum in a blender, blend them all together, empty it into a condom, tie off the end, then proceed to throw the filled condom at your partner who is wearing a Hawaiian shirt.

Johnny threw his Salty Coconut at Sally while they were in bed together, Sally enjoyed it very much.

by saltycoconut69 September 25, 2017

Australian Coconut Water

When 1000s of men from all over Australia come to a local fruit stand in melbourne once a year with power drills and they steal 1000s of coconuts and drill them out and at the count of 5 they all burst their seminal fluids into the coconuts in unison

Ryan attended this years Australian Coconut water festival

by Swazey1450 March 2, 2023

load-bearing coconut

A seemingly unnecessary file in a computer program, which causes the entire program to stop working for unknown reasons when it is removed. The term originates from an online hoax about an image of a coconut in the files for Team Fortress 2, which supposedly caused this problem when deleted.

Windows is such an unoptimized mess under the hood, but it's probably impossible to fix it because it might be full of load-bearing coconuts.

by blue_heart January 29, 2023