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Coconut Malled

is when someone actually just get trolled by a man who earrapes you with coconut while in a mall
" YOU JUST GOT COCONUT MALLEDDDD. SHARE THIS WITH YOUR FRIENDS TO LITERALLY COCONUT MALLED THEM.
by Marcopion November 20, 2022
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Coconut

A coconut has milk but it doesn't have nipples, so it's not a mammal. It's a hairy milk carton from a tree.
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Put the lime in the coconut

Damn brah put the lime in the coconut
by DarthStellar September 3, 2022
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Coconut

It's a KoKo Fruit,

Of The KoKo Tree,
From The KoKopalm Family
There are so many uses of the coconut tree, You can build a bigger house for the family.
by Incredible Pal January 22, 2021
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coconut chop

When a person chops or punches something hard like metal or wood. The chop can be accidental or on purpose.
Guy 1- Owe!!! My hand hurts really bad.

Guy 2- That's what happens when you coconut chop a door.
by foshacka_2 December 6, 2009
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coconut liberal

A Samoan or Pacific Islander that subscribes to liberal ideologies from the viewpoint of white people. They usually are active in poetry spaces or Twitter talking about bad traits in Pacific communities like supposed anti-blackness (e.g. because of a word like 'meauli', even though they don't speak or understand their native language) in Pacific communities but fails to advocate for their Pacific communities in the struggles they face.

They are just as worse as Trump supporters.
*cue video of a black man being racist to an Asian in NYC*
Coconut Liberal: "This video exemplifies the white supremacy that is rooted in today's society"
Sione: "Se, kua e coconut liberal kele lou aikae. You coconut liberal, you"
by wdymrtfm April 29, 2023
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coconut girl

wow mari and kavs are such coconut girls
by cocogirlduh May 15, 2021
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