Cockbag

A condom; A prophylactic rolled down the shaft of a cock to prevent a nut from escaping or a bug from infecting.

"My Girlfriend sara refuses to let me fuck her if I'm not wearing a cockbag.

by Jschlandt February 29, 2008

chocobography

a word used to describes ones feelings of elation at an awe-inspiring moment

when looking looking after reaching the summit of everest, bob says:

chocobography

by james + kyla December 3, 2003

Mr. C. M. Cockblock

defining a cockblocker with a pseudonym when not able to directly state said cockblocker's name.

Very useful when the cockblocker is in close vicinity of you and/or partner. Also very useful as a label to said cockblocker

Girl: What's wrong baby?
Boy: I don't want to say right now ok?
Girl's Dad: Are you sure son? You do seem a little tense and uptight

Sinister look in Dad's eyes
Boy: Well, i would be more relaxed, but once again Mr. C. M. Cockblock strikes again (winks at girlfriend without Dad noticing)
Girl's Dad: Laugh out loud (he's too douchey to write lol)

by djhiphopisdead June 24, 2010

cockblock

A pramface. Or generally a rough slag.

Mary Kate And Ashley Olsen - cockblocks, both of 'em.

by Mika October 20, 2003

cockblock

cockblock n. to be so ugly can not cause an erection.

man 1 - fuck dat bitch is ugly.
man 2 - i know a complete cockblock.

by dd`dawg April 22, 2006

cockblocker

one who keeps the poon running away

Cockblocker Duztin has a keen ability to drive the women away

by chuck d March 28, 2003

chocobo

Seems many people are forgetting to mention that this is a character from the Final Fantasy video game series. It's like the dodo in some respects: it isn't real! But yes, it is a big bird, probably based on the ostrich.

Chocobo's came in different colors in Final Fantasy 7.

by Humpty December 12, 2003