clam carnival

A sausage fest for girlz

Betsy invited Susanne and Gertrude over. Little did they know, they were having a clam carnival.

by Hotty McBody September 29, 2013

Clam Jelly

The flavorful nutrients excreted from the meat flaps after an eventful evening.

Dude your hands smell like clam jelly

by Dr Clam September 06, 2020

Clam hamper

A lesbians mouth

That stupid lesbo wouldn’t shut her clam hamper

by Filthy Mark March 15, 2021

Clam Brother

When two people have had sexual intercourse with the same woman

"My clam brother" said Ryan to Robert, Robert is scared, confused, and ashamed.

by clam brother February 17, 2020

Clam puncher

Big angry ugly lesbian

"the opposite to lipstick lesbian"
Likely wanting to punch instead of caressing a Vagina.

"That looks like a clam puncher"

by SomeRandomMum March 19, 2023

Clam Shovel

A wicked awesome utensil used for shoveling that chow down your gullet.

Grab your clam shovels, and let's get chowdering!

by Chowder Chad's biggest fan November 05, 2023

Thrusty Clam

n. Insertion of the penis or a vibrator or dildo into a person's mouth such that speech is occluded, rendered incoherent or prevented altogether.

Bitch starts chirping me, so I gave him the Thrusty Clam.

by TOothFairy February 15, 2014