Chocolate bidet

When you slip out some poop juice and the toilet shoots it right back at your booty hole.

Oh man last night, after those burritos, I had the worst diarrhea and got a chocolate bidet.

by 6hrs on the toilet October 9, 2016

Chocolate Spit

The strange phenomenon when eating chocolate where the chocolate and your saliva mix

I'm choking on Chocolate Spit

by RAADP303 January 23, 2018

Chocolate volcano

When you cum in a girls ass and she farts on a wall.

I was banging my girl last night anally, I came in her ass, she farted and that cum went all over the wall making a chocolate volcano.

by Kmach17 January 14, 2017

Chocolate Dog

That phrase “Chocolate Dog” is the process of a man shitting in his hand, and jerking off with it.

Did you hear that mike tried to “Chocolate Dog” last night?

by Gay niggger faggot babe December 24, 2020

Doggy Chocolate

A type of chocolate made by doggies and generously left in lawns, dog parks, and other urban open spaces. Similar in appearance to commercially available chocolate, doggy chocolate has a slightly more earthy flavor and a more delicate mouth-feel.

Q. This dessert is so fantastic. What's in it?

A. Pasture-raised eggs, organic, free range, grass-fed butter, heirloom amaranth flour and wild-harvested doggy chocolate.

by Herbert Von July 18, 2021

Chocolate doorbell

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole while they are bent over.

Marsha bent down to pick up a penny and Sean gave her the old chocolate doorbell.

by Sean1331 January 18, 2019

Chocolate hobo

When a man is ramming a chick the ass and then proceeds to stick his dick in her mouth but it is unusually small thus leaving a chocolate ring around her mouth..

This girl wanted me to do a.t.m. and it ended with me giving her a chocolate hobo.

by Jim Sparkmeyer November 5, 2022