Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Sean1331

sack n' jack

The act of receiving a handjob with a plastic bag covering your head.

"Ol' Pink-Eye Jones sure does give a mean sack n' jack!"

A disaster beyond the realm of human comprehension.

Corey Feldman's music career is a weaponized dumpster fire.

The act of receiving a blowjob while eating Chick-fil-A.

For Sean's birthday, his girlfriend Jamie gave him Chick-fil-Atio.

A hot, orange, mushy, and formless bowel movement.

After a hard and violent sneeze, Tim realized that his underwear were now filled with his own pumpkin butter.

The act of sticking your finger in someone's butthole while they are bent over.

Marsha bent down to pick up a penny and Sean gave her the old chocolate doorbell.