Chip-Czar

King of the chips. Parole officer of the Pringles. Captain of the crisps.

A Chip-Czar is a person, generally one who is quite high/stoned, who has taken control of a majority of the bags of chips in the house. Sitting with multiple bags in their arms, they will alternate taking handfuls of chips from each and stuffing their face.

"These chips are mine"
(These chip-czar mine)

by Confuseus January 25, 2014

STULL CHIP

Is a Guy with the smallest cock in the world that wears glasses and acts like a boomerang when it comes to women

Stull chip has a small shrimp cock

by Unknown genius December 20, 2016

brocky chip

A GMH/GMC lover's explanation of a cars performance due to their total lack of technical knowledge.

Ford guy: i got this new ford falcon that has had some after market upgrades. I had a cold air intake fitted and the specialist made some programming changes to get the fuel/air mixture at optimal percentages.

GMH/GMC Guy: I bought a holden Commodore. I sprayed it mat black, dropped it on its guts, fitted a tacho to the wrong side of the windscreen and fitted a "brocky chip" to the computer.

by SpikkaSpakk November 29, 2015

chip clip

1. A little bitch. 2. A loser

Ryan is the biggest chip clip that I know.

by Jenny_Talia69420 August 7, 2019

Chip and Dick

When someone cuts off someones head and dips their penis in their throat. Originally invented in Russia.

Russian 1: You want to do some Chip and Dick tonight?
Russian 2: Sure, but only if the neck if strong enough.

by SomeFuckingLoser May 25, 2018

chip splinter

When you're eating a potato chip and it jabs the top of your mouth and breaks off.

*eating chips* "Ow! I just got a chip splinter!"

by Grillbae May 17, 2017

nut chips

Giving someone a hand full of chip to which you have rubbed upon your scrotum!

Joe Ate hunter's nut chips

TRUE STORY

by DR SEXY M.D. May 1, 2016