sell chairs

When a wrestler pretends to be hurt by being hit with a chair. To pretend pain from any Pro Wrestling attack, you are "selling" the attack

Al Snow doesn't sell chairs, he makes his opponents look ridiculous in doing so.

by Dave Sirus April 3, 2005

Typo Chain

The act of making continuous typo's while trying to correct the first one you made online.

(Internet)
Person 1: Yeah I was backing something today.
Person 2:What?
Person 1:Oops I meant backing*
Person 1 (again):Baking*

Person 2: What a typo chain.

by TypoFail July 9, 2011

Throwing Chairs

to talk trash about a friend or aquaintance, to publicly denounce or disrespect. When throwing shade it's immediately obvious to on-lookers that the thrower, and not the throwee, is the bitcy, uncool one.

"Jon, are you throwing chairs?"

by Contextyo'know December 4, 2017

Gibside chair lift

When you are having sex with a paralysed girl on stairs and you bump her up stairs until she reaches the top

Oh man I totally gave that wheelchair girl a gibside chair lift last week

by anonymous November 13, 2020

green chain

a fake (expensive) chain worn to give the appearance of wealth while actually on a budget

named after the greenish tint that may be left on the skin by jewelry made of/containing more of a less expensive, but more reactive element like nickel, copper, or zinc, which can react with chemicals from the skin to stain it. This is in contrast to jewelry made from less reactive, but more expensive alloys or pure precious metals (gold, silver, platinum, palladium), which don't react to skin oils/sweat as easily.

this dude showed up with a green chain so fake he didnt even want it back after i snatched it

by submarinescreendoor June 30, 2023

burping the chair

When a person farts into a particularly soft chair, and the repeat process of getting up and sitting down produces a recreation of the original fart.

The smell of stagnant turds made me realize I was just burping the chair.

by CJStrizzle October 22, 2006

view from the burger chair

when one person's perspective of a situation is different to those who were involved in the situation. Usually when the person who was not involved finds said situation funny, even though it was not funny for those involved.

one person had a very drunk evening out where they picked arguments, were sick, had relations with people they wouldn't have usually and caused much drama and upset amoung the social group. To another friend who was not present, this all sounds rather entertaining. This person is looking at the situation with a 'view from the burger chair'.

by lastyearsnewyear December 26, 2009