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cake ass nigga 

1.someone who is a bitch because he cant spend one minute away from his girl. if you chilling with him, no matter what you're doing, he will leave at the wim of his girl. he will allow his girl to display what use to be his balls, and what is now her new trophy, to eveyone with no shame. if you can hang out with him bet that his girl will be there.
2.pussywipped
3.brian
oh, brian? he is a cake ass nigga. he has been with his girl the whole time.
The act to flirting, hugging, or otherwise spending lots of time right next to your significant other.
Shawnna and her boyfriend be cakeing everyday in the cafeteria.
cakeing by Tricey April 20, 2006
Latin verb meaning "to cut" or "to kill".

The word "suicide" has etymological roots in the Latin phrase "sui caedere", meaning "to kill oneself".

Used in the slang phrase "caedere'd", which apparently means "to be subjected to dragon pornography against one's will."
From Cicero's "Pro Milone":

"... partim, quod hunc iam interfectum putarent, caedere incipiunt eius servos..."

Meaning:

"... some of them, having thought that he had already been killed, began to kill his slaves..."
Caedere by prophet January 19, 2005

The Orgasmic Cake 

The cake that the Merovingian gave to the poor, helpless woman, and made her have an orgasm in front of all those people.
Heh, that part in Matrix Reloaded with the orgasmic cake was fuggin' awesome.

Have your cake and eat it too 

When someone wants all of the benefits of a relationship without the commitment. Typically used when seeking sexual favors
Billy has been trying to get with Sally for the past few months, but she won’t sleep with him unless they’re in a relationship. She told him, “ you can’t have your cake and eat it too”

queef cake 

Related to the term "douche bag." Often used for people who think they are "the shit" and "act a fool."
Hey Bill, take a look at this queef cake coming down the hall.
queef cake by yeah, ok November 29, 2007