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Dusky cob

Black penis. Phallus with the characteristics of dusk. The genitals of a man of a darker complexion
Did you see the dusky cob on that feller
by anonymous November 18, 2020
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Drowsy cob

A burger/hotdog who can be very nice but friggin mean at the same time.
A. Hey I heard drowsy removed suggestions-chat
B. What the hell drowsy cob
by Ahahahahahahahhahaha December 23, 2020
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Johnny Cob

Johnny Cob is the one true god. He is the corn lord and I love him and he loves all of you.
Unless your Homophobic, Transphobic, Racist, Abalist, Etc.
JOHNNY COB BLESSES YOU. EAT CORN AND HE WILL SAVE YOU FROM THE FIERY PIS OF TOMATOLAND!!!
by SHITFACE.ca July 22, 2022
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long cob

Eating corn long ways instead of wide ways.
by LongCobbert March 4, 2023
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Blonde Cob

A Blonde Cob is a blonde boy/girl that gets you hard upon imagining or in the action of “shucking” their clothes off. Go gettem brothers and sisters!
check out the blonde cob, i’d like to grab her ears and pull them back”

look at all these cobs man, ready for their blonde strands to be pulled and tangled.”
by archduke franz ferdinand January 17, 2025
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Kurt Cob-anal

The violent, masochistic act of shoving a shotgun up one's rear and pulling the trigger.
Jerry's last solemn moments were spent enjoying Kurt Cob-anal, where buckshot invaded his flesh in all directions from the backdoor.
by Piky321 July 22, 2025
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Texas Corn Cob

When you've eaten a huge family meal and finally you b begin to upshot the largest turd in your life and it feels like birthing a corn cob.
Oh Lawdy Lawdy, here comes another Texas Corn Cob! gonna need a second flush and some cleanser.
by Lothar January 13, 2018
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