placebo button

Pedestrian use button placed at traffic lights so that mere citizens are deluded that they actually have some sort of control over the sequence of said traffic signals where in actual fact the system is of 1950s vintage & will change colour every ten minutes regardless.

"Ah! the lights are against me, but what's this? A control button! I'll press this & the little white man will flash & I'll be on my way. Isn't technology great!" Another cruel trick from our heartless government,a placebo button.

by Alex & Bonzo Dogg November 16, 2006

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'like' button

clits

she really enjoys when you touch her 'like' button

by thedollardrafts May 5, 2011

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belly button

something that looks WAY sexier without fishing tackle hanging out of it.

something too often adorned with jewelry by Trend Victims.

Did you see Amy's belly button tackle? What a fuckin' trend victim.

by Steven Holt June 4, 2007

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rape the replay button

to repeatedly click "replay" at the end of a YouTube video (esp. of a song) you particularly enjoyed so you can see/hear it again and again

comment posted under a video: "Thumbs up if you had to rape the replay button on this one!"

by languagelover2 December 2, 2010

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asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'

"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."

by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007

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I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.

Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!

by Some dude November 29, 2004

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