square butthole

When someone gets fisted so much their butthole turns into a square shape.

Becky: OMG! Did you hear about Johnny?
Stacey: No, what happened?
Becky: He got pounded so hard last night he now has square butthole.

Stacey: Wow.

by Dinotastic March 12, 2017

chinese butthole

The act of slipping a quarter into a partner's anus, making it look Chinese.

I gave her the old Chinese butthole!

by TerminatorARB May 11, 2018

bratty butthole

Bratty butthole is xazee's best friend.

me: "hey Toxic want to see my bratty butthole."
Toxic (scary man): "of course."

by Xazee's sus corner December 18, 2021

The Butthole Tickling Bandit

The Butthole Tickling Bandit is a completely safe person and should not be feared! If you come to him, ignore his charges, he will give you free cookies!

Bob: "DONT TRUST THE BUTTHOLE TICKLING BANDIT HE'S LYING"

by The Butthole Tickling Bandit October 27, 2022

Big Bowl of Buttholes

When something, somewhere, or someone stinks and/or taste like shit!

Dude 1: Man, It smells like ass in here!
DUde 2: Yeah! Lots of ass! Like a Big Bowl of Buttholes!

by smellslikecrapmustbecrap March 12, 2010

hairy butthole

another name for a fuzzy naval; often used by drunk people who don't know what the heck they are trying to order.

Hey Mack! Let's get another round of hairy buttholes for me and my friends!

by Krazy K October 19, 2003

butthole shit rip

when you shit your pants and you sit on your boxers and you take your boxers off later and it rips your butthole hairs off

i shit my pant and i went to take off my boxers and i got a butthole shit rip and it hurt a lot

by spencer samuelson December 28, 2005