bukkakracy

A bureaucratic circle jerk that ends with getting creamed by The Man.

I’ve been trying to renew my tabs for months but I’m stuck in a total bukkakracy.

by Moho_4Life June 10, 2025

Bukkakey

When you are done with renting a car, are coming into the car rental parking lot, and instead of handing in your car key like a normal upstanding citizen you chuck the car key on the dashboard like a crazy maniac expecting the rental people to open the door and find the key.

I bukkakeyed in the car.

by Cabrapryde December 21, 2025

Arabian Bukkake

The same as a Japanese Bukkake but involving a person in a burqa

That girl at the mosque asked for an Arabian bukkake

by Goldie88 June 5, 2016

Trombone Bukkake

When the entire trombone section empties their brassy spit on your steez

Steven: Hey Dan did you see jen’s bust?
Dan: Heck yeah I did, I’d love to give it the ol’ trombone bukkake!

by Radical, but also Sadical September 24, 2017

brighton bukkake

Brighton bukkake is any form of unexplained gooey substance found on ones person or personal property.

Sorry I can't hear what you're saying I woke up with an ear full of Brighton Bukkake. I'll have to get it checked out at the doctor's later

by ee_lie September 3, 2019

Horticultural bukkake

Hay fever

I'm sneezing my head off today due to this horticultural bukkake.

by deputydazza May 28, 2020

Breath-Bukkake

Adjective, Breath-Bukkake: When two or more individuals of the same friendship group breathes on another individual in close proximity thereby creating the feeling that they have gained saliva droplets on their body.

Verb, to be breath- bukkaked: Where an individual person finds themselves surrounded or inserted into a group usually in a public place where said group are not wearing masks, thereby being breathed upon by the group. This act is not typically malicious but may occur where there is a lack of social distancing.

Reginald "Excuse me, can you step back I don't want to get your stinky breath- bukkake on my new threads"

Tom and David "sure, no worries"

Sheena "oh my god I just got breath-bukkaked whilst looking for sandwiches in Tesco's!"
Gina "Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww"
Sheena "I was wearing a mask, but I still feel soooo dirrrrrtttyyyyyyyy"

Pam "I wish everyone would wear masks on their damn face, seeing their nose hang out makes me feel like I'm covered in breath-bukkake"
Audrey "I think some people just get off on breaking the rules"

by catboobs September 21, 2020