Glasgow Briefcase

A glasgow briefcase is another name for a plastic bag. Cos they can't afford to buy leather goods so they carry their shit in a plastic bag.

Look at his glasgow briefcase, it's one of those designer Asda ones

by pink chris August 9, 2004

pelican briefs

Any material (which could include vinyl) that attempts to cover usually sloppy, roast beef style pussy lips in an attempt to constrict their natural tendency to dangle like the sweating flaps of overexposed and necrotic skin under good ol' granny's arms. Pelican briefs are easily spotted on the beach, where there the tell-tale sign is a wad of festering flesh akin to the underside of a pelican's beak.

"Hey little buddy, look at those pelican briefs..."
"...Oh Skipper, I think I threw up a little..."
"It'll be alright little buddy, let's go home and I'll give you a nice warm sizzle chest you can sport on the boardwalk this evening."
"I love you Skipper....but my stink eye still burns."

by Haskins Lombardi II December 19, 2003

Conan O'Brien

A late night host who is NOT funny. He tries way too hard. He is not a naturally funny person. Difficult to understand why others here have defined him as a comic genius. Goofy faces and going spaz are not humorous, they are really just stupid.

Conan O'Brien is not funny in any way, shape, or form. He does nothing original and is stupid looking, and is trying way too hard.

by DAR4652 August 28, 2006

Brie Larson

an amazing actress and person who deserves the world and is all you should care about

Friend: How was your weekend?

Me: Brie Larson posted two photos on instagram and I’ve never been better!

by kaojiuma September 1, 2018

brefkast

Breakfast. I have known a couple of people that are normally well-spoken who just have, for whatever reason, an inability to properly say the work "breakfast".

"Lets go get some brefkast."

by Char H January 8, 2006

Brie

To give a man oral sex to completion. Come's from the French cheese whose flavor has subtle undertones that are similar to those in semen.

No, I promise I didn't have sex with Sage, I just bried him!

by chefbrie February 13, 2014

Brieann

A sweet, caring girl that loves nature and people and loves hanging out with her friends, family and loves her boyfriend

Strong , beautiful and Don't mess with her or she messes with you

I love Brieann she's the best girlfriend I could ask for

by Wyatt 😵😍 December 28, 2016