Breastivus
When your girl gives you a dick stiffening, nut busting titty fuck after decorating the Christmas tree.
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breastfix
When a woman's breasts are touched, fondled, grabbed, or otherwise by a man who hasn't had the recent pleasure.
Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.
Made to sound like poorly enunciated pronunciation of 'breakfast', it's literally getting your breast fix.
breastfix by fly_fisher January 13, 2011
Breast Desk
When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breast desk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breast desks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
Breast Desk by Fly Paper July 24, 2011
Breastdesk
When a woman's stomach extends further outward than her breasts, thus serving as a platform (or "desk") with which to support them.
1. I was going to suck on her nipples, but didn't get past her breastdesk.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breastdesks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
2. I usually don't fuck women with breastdesks, but it was a slow night, so hey, I made an exception.
Breastdesk by Fly Paper July 26, 2011
Breastarber shop
A barber shop/salon that specializes in men's haircuts by exceptionally attractive stylists; usually required to wear uniforms that just happen to be on the skimpy side. Not necessarily a bad thing.
"Dude, that's a tight fade, where'd you get it?" "Oh, up at the Breastarber Shop 'round the corner." "I bet she has more schooling than Officer Smith over there." "Haha, true that."
Breastarber shop by Darth Axxumus November 10, 2016