pantry bread

Baked goods given out by a food pantry, soup kitchen, or homeless shelter. Usually consists of whatever didn't sell on the day-old-bread rack and got donated; sometimes sawed into chunks and re-bagged; always barely edible, but generally eaten anyway because you're hungry enough not to care.

"What kind of pantry bread do you want--stale or moldy?"

by AnyaTheVampireSlayer October 2, 2012

Le bread

Fancy bread

“Oh I see that you are eating bread!”

“No it’s not just normal bread it’s, Le bread”

by Acripop May 19, 2022

bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

by DLaw3000 September 20, 2009

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil

hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?

by M.Y.S March 14, 2016

Hashtag BREAD

Hashtag Boom Roasted Eat A Dick

Andrew: You're so dogwater at Pickleball!
Nick: Well at least I get bitches, Hashtag BREAD !!!!
Andrew: *Sad*

by AndyBoBandy98 November 1, 2022

chewing bread

Eating out a girl who isn't into it.

"Bro, this bitch last night wasn't having it. I was totally chewing bread."

by Golgobot April 12, 2014

bread story

A story that has no significance and no real point.

A: "One day, me and my grandad, we made bread"
E: "That was such a bread story. lol."

by Bandages, JellyBean and Penguin February 28, 2008