Brandon Santiago

The weird emo kid at my school who has airpods , supreme , and an iphone x . He also eats a lot of beans

Brandon Santiago is such a beaner.

Joey Novak aka Pablo Escobar sold Brandon a ton of beans.

K Milli said he would spare some beans for Brandon if he put his soundcloud link in his bio.

nobody:
Brandon Santiago
Hey guys do you have any beans?
Me and my family are soo hungry!

by Skyleigh April 23, 2019

Brandon Taylor

One Righteous Dude who is a total stud that is respected by all that is good and Eminently feared by all that is evil.

When I grow up I don’t want to be a firefighter, or a policeman, or an astronaut, I want to be a Brandon Taylor.

by The wise And All Knowing September 8, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is such a good person and loves to hang with friends, he is super good at football and baseball also. He is super hot🥵, and likes to make people feel the best they can be. He is loyal to his girlfriend and loves hanging out with her. He likes to make new friends and has a good sense of humor.

Person #1- who are you hanging with rn?

Person #2- Brandon

Person #1- omg he is so cute I wish I was with u guys rn!

by Bdog491 October 6, 2019

Brandon

Brandon is the most jealous most big hearted person ever and will put a smile on your face no matter what!!!

Pukí: hey look at Brandon and his girl...
Guloo: I knowww
Brandon: stop looking at my girl~

by Big_beezyy October 8, 2019

Brandon Touhey

Fu*k Boy that thinks that he is the sh*t and he can get any girl that he wants

Brandon Touhey is such a douche bag fu*k boy.

by bigboy746 October 14, 2019

Brandon LeRoy

A man who has taken it upon himself to combat what he hates most: racism.

Hey! Were you just talking to Brandon LeRoy? Yeah, he was going over his plan to combat racism by 2021!

by CombatorOfRacism_9 December 8, 2019

Brandon

The beefiest guy you have ever met. This man has the biggest muscles and thickest calves you have ever seen. He can lift 50 fucking tons with his bare hands but a basic paper cut and they'll be bleeding out on the floor.

Aye, you see that fucking Brandon over there
Yeah, I just wanna go touch those calves

by whatyatalkingabeet October 21, 2019