what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 11, 2017
Get the man boobsmug. The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
Get the periodical boobsmug. noun, a sampling of boobs, a lapdance
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
if someone is reclining slightly in their chair, you could say they are "ready for a boob sampler"
by oxhannahxo February 4, 2007
Get the boob samplermug. The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.
by xXmizzcupcakeXx January 26, 2011
Get the pre-boobmug. When you are playing a board game and you have to reach far across the table to draw a card or move your piece, the player chops their boob into the edge of the table creating an undesirable effect.
I won my game of Candyland, in spite of a severe boob chop.
I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).
I fear that when I reach for my game piece I'm going to get a boob chop (or boob chopped).
by Millie Mustang April 28, 2019
Get the A Boob Chopmug. What happens when you are searching for someone on Google Images and you have searched so much that you are only seeing pictures of womens boobs. No more pictures of the person were left.
I was looking for a picture of Lara Croft on Google images and knew I had found the end when I Boobed-Out.
by Tishaki1 November 18, 2012
Get the Boobed-outmug. as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.
by deliciousgrecque December 18, 2010
Get the boob lookermug.