what often happens to men who workout with barbells, dumbbells, free weights, nautilus, et al over long periods of time. The testosterone enzyme increases with the added muscle mass they develop, but so do their estrogen levels to keep a proper balance, such that they develop breasts (and buttocks) akin to females who produce this enzyme naturally.
Tina : I would date Bruce, but he has such noticeable man boobs from all those years of working out. And now they sag somewhat - gross !
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
Me : sez you ! You're as old as he is, and your boobs are beginning to sag, too.
Tina : yes, but mine are natural - and I wear a bra.
Me : well, buy him a bra, too and when you both are having sex, just make sure he wears it .
by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017
Tyler- BRUH, YOURE PROBABLY A FRICKING BOOB BABY
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
John- I’m just trying to listen to dubstep and eat a hot pocket. STOP THAT.
by Bobbyisnotoriginal May 17, 2020
An individual (usually male) who has an unhealthy tendency to notice and remember a woman's breasts as opposed to features such as her face, personality, or hair color.
by asodygasgh June 08, 2009
The slight swelling and sensitivity of the breasts which a woman experiences for a few days, just before having her menstruation.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
The word "periodical" refers to both the cause of the increase in size and the short duration.
As opposed to "major boobage", the effect is minor and temporary.
Man: Wow! Your breasts have really gotten bigger! Did you get implants?
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
Woman: No, they are only periodical boobs. They'll be back to normal in a few days.
by akalisa April 22, 2010
as soon as i introduced myself to bob, his eyes fell to my chest and were glued there the whole time we were talking. what a boob looker.
by deliciousgrecque December 16, 2010
The area of the chest right before the boob, slightly before the slope. Not the actual boob or the slope, but very close.
by xXmizzcupcakeXx January 27, 2011
To blatantly put your boobs in someone’s face to try to attract them or get them to perform a task. ie place luggage in a top bin.
by Shack from way back March 02, 2010