bog brain

when the brain is of dubious size but incontrovertible moisture.

"I heard Ashley wrote down all of her common conversations on notecards to help save time" "whoa. what a bog brain play"

by minerharry January 22, 2025

Mud Bogging

The act of shitting yourself about the pants.

1) Dude WTF I think that guy just mud bogged himself!
2) Lastnight I was hittin mad skins. That bitch was so good I ended up mud bogging the bed.

by infoguys June 29, 2013

Bogged

The word 'bogged' refers to when an individual gets typically more than one cosmetic procedure and ruins their appearance, typically to the point in which they are unrecognisable or freakish.

The origin of the word comes from the Bogdanoff twins for obvious reasons, due to the horrors plastic surgeons have done unto them.

Did you see Michael Jackson before he fucked up his face? He got bogged bad. How about Katie Price before she got surgery? She wernt actually that bad looking, but she is completely bogged with them bolt ons.

by Cronks gone August 31, 2022

Bog

A toilet.

“Miranda you clogged the bog again”

by Micah’s twin sister March 27, 2020

egg bog

that post Chrissy lunch/dinner feeling where you cannot move and wish to nap for 27 years. Also defined as the pungent aroma that floats out of the toilet post-Chrissy roast.

Billy - great googly moogly, that lunch was sublime, how are you feeling Jerry?
Jerry - mate I’m really feeling the egg bog.

Also note: BAKE A COOKIE AND SMACK MY NOOK AND CRANNY, WHAT IS THAT STENCH!?
somebody egg bogged the toilet!

by monkay December 11, 2024

Bog

A Scottish term used for the word toilet

Conor went to the bog after a bottle of Bucky

by Eqvrqtgg August 14, 2018

Pavlov's Bog

When you're still making your morning coffee, and your body decides it's poo time.

Grabbed the Nescafé out this morning and was got by Pavlov's Bog - needed to lay some cable before the kettle even finished boiling.

by Bad Pun Man February 20, 2022