Boffeufum

Two of anything

I couldn't decided on weed or beer so I just got boffeufum.

by anonymous February 26, 2024

baffoon

someone who acts stupid on a regular basis

aamira : "i accidently said brakens name out loud"
iman : "you silly baffoon"

by youshouldsym March 15, 2024

baffeletateted

To be fully complexed about a issue at hand with no conclusion.

I walked into the room and became baffeletateted when I noticed that there was thousands of bats in my Attic of my smallest mansion.

by Groller Bear Scott March 21, 2024

Blaffle Stomp

When you receive a blumpkin while in the shower and then you waffle stomp the shit down the drain.

“Dude, I hopped in the shower and received a blaffle stomp”

by Garrick_Robidue March 25, 2024

Boffed

To pass wind

“It stinks mate, you’ve definitely boffed you you dirty bastard.”

by Sam Hulme April 12, 2024

Boff

To blow out allot of methamphetamine smoke from your lungs.

Man let's get spun the fuck out.i wonder who could blow out bigger boffer hits you or me I bet you me....

by Muffluvin May 23, 2024

bafflegab

băfəl-găb noun Speaking in a way that is incomprehensible, confusing, wordy, and filled with pretentious rhetoric so that the listener(s) are perplexed or kept from understanding, especially to frustrate or prevent listener(s) from taking action. Confounding and nonsensical talk or language marked by abstractions, jargon, euphemisms, and circumlocutions with the purpose of obscuring, confusing, hindering, and/or misleading the listener(s).

That keynote address was so full of bafflegab I am utterly perplexed.

Our team of analysts, who translate bafflegab for a living, admitted they couldn’t make sense of the candidate’s position on any of the key issues.

On standing committee, opposition back-benchers are frequently supplied with bafflegab notes by “specialist advisors”.

The effect you’re aiming at is bafflegab, so make sure you speak slowly, pronounce your words very clearly, and pause frequently while gesturing and nodding your head yes, so the audience will think your speech is historically significant.

The CFO elevated bafflegab to an art form in that quarterly earnings call.

by PuntasticBlonde September 3, 2024