Make a mold of your dick into a dildo and stick it onto a blender. Have your best friends grandma sit on the blender and put it on "crush ice"
by POONISAUR October 23, 2011
Get the Blender mug.by hOO bEz February 8, 2007
Get the blenis mug.A combination of the words Bell and End as in 'what a total bellend'. Reference the bell-shaped end of a penis.
Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.
Used when the target is such a bellend, you can't even be bothered to use all the letters to proclaim it.
'I can't believe he waited until the day before the holidays to assign that essay! What a complete Blend.'
by shane_r February 13, 2009
Get the Blend mug.Similar to the helicopter, The Blender is a sexual position wherein the giving party lays down with penis vertical and erect. The taker then inserts the penis in whatever oraphus they choose and spins on the dick with limbs up in the air mimicking the blades at the bottom of a conventional kitchen blender).
"Hey Travis, let's do The Blender, but this time, be sure to get your legs all the way up!"
"Well, there's nothing else to do"
"Well, there's nothing else to do"
by Chupalo September 2, 2005
Get the The Blender mug.The day between Tuesday and Wednesday. Not exactly midnight, but an entire day we havent even realized exists yet, thus pushing Monday into the weekend, making it a 5/3 work to day off ratio for those of us who work 9-5.
"Man, I have to work overtime on bleen, thats so lame"
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"I think we should get time and a half on bleen, the time always seems to pass so slow, Bleen is a curse, atleast Wednesday is still cool"
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"I think we should get time and a half on bleen, the time always seems to pass so slow, Bleen is a curse, atleast Wednesday is still cool"
by God McHabinaugh July 29, 2006
Get the bleen mug.used to describe something gross, bad, or ugly. but not sad. can also be used to describe the feeling of having a hangover. it often used in the langwidge dialect.
(used with the langwidge dialect): ey gotted sew tinkeed las nyte an den ey feeled bleendy ahll da nex dai.
by car-car supastar May 15, 2007
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