Sperm beds

the sleeping place for sleepy swimmers, usually referring directly to the tender tissue inside the ball sake. a place of rest for sperm. is a delicasie in many african tribes

person 1: wow i would totally watch the exterior of your socculent moist sperm beds while your naked

person 1: while i sit here i can allow my sperm to rest in my sperm beds

by noodles1234 October 24, 2011

Bed Yahtzee

Literally, playing Yahtzee in bed, although often confused as a metaphor for sexual activity.

My girl invited me up to play some bed yahtzee, and I was all excited until I got up there and she hands me 5 dice.

by marxizzle May 14, 2014

bed paralysis

when someone likes being in bed so much that they cannot get out of it.

i'd like to go to see a movie but i am currently suffering from bed paralysis....

by somone123 September 5, 2012

Stabilize the Bed

The act of pushing your hands and legs against the wall to attempt to stop the creaking of the bed while having sex in a college dorm room where other people are sleeping so as to not wake them up

"The creaking is too loud, we're going to wake my roommates up"
"Don't worry, I got this, I'll just stabilize the bed"

by toby69420 October 17, 2017

Bed Buster

When someone is laying down on a bed and you whip out your cock, stand over top of them, and drop on them putting your cock down their throat with so much force the bed breaks.

Ever since Jimmy gave me The Bed Buster I can't sleep at night.

by Zinxrune October 11, 2018

imperial bed

A very large bed that looks like it belongs to or be what a king would be sleeping in.

John: I heard you got an imperial bed. Bob: Yeah, the salesperson told me it was Henry VII's bed. So I took her word for it.

by wordempire June 16, 2014

Bed Sitting

The term "Bed Sitting" applies to an individual who has no purpose in life and sits in a bed all day, preferably their partners bed. When an individual is bed sitting, they tend to have their laptop with them and watch Youtube videos all day while their partner is out making a living to support the individual who is bed sitting.

Scenario:

Man1: Hey have you seen Jessica lately?
Man2: No i havent... but if you check the snap map location, it shows she is still at Smith Ave where her boyfriend lives.

Man1: She is always there right? I wonder why she is there everyday?
Man2: She is probably bed sitting for when her boyfriend comes back from work to support her lazy ass!

by ConnorsCure November 19, 2019