banter life

Banter Life is the indescribable feeling of living your best life, and doing it for the banter. You know if you are living the banter life. You know if you don’t.

Person 1: what you up to this weekend?
Person 2: living the banter life.

by BanterLifeBaron April 21, 2018

Bante

🅱️itch 🅰️ss ni🅱️🅱️a. This ni🅱️🅱️a is a hoe but only for big papi. He’ll bend over anytime requested and is even willing to give lap dances if requested in Spanish.

That hoe is being a real bante

by 🅱️ig Papi November 21, 2019

Backseat Banter

The obligatory vulgar banter that is initiated by the passengers of a car when one occupant engages in a phone call. Thought to have originated somewhere between late middle school and early high school.

Hey mom, yeah I promise to be home by 8

Oh Tommy, get your cock out of my ear!!! HAHAHA

No mom, I swear it's just Backseat Banter

Cock and Ball Sandwich!!! HAHAHA

I love you mom.

by PseudonymJoe November 22, 2010

standard banter

standard banter is a form a messing/joking around. it is jokes are are funny between mates which are mild and not overly offensive. standard banter is kept usually between friends as if not it is considered harsh and therefore unstandard.

"Who's dog is that"
"Its your mum"
then someone may say "standard banter" as they have just been mocked

by themeerkat95 November 11, 2013

banter

can also be used as an adjective ie: banteriffic, bantabulous, fucking quality banter shit mate

Yah, last night was proper fucking banter

by bepps October 3, 2003

BANT

Generally a gay man's acronym which simply stands for Broke And No Trade. In other words a gay man with no money and a small penis.

After visiting a man's home and having a romp you realize that the person doesn't have a nice house and car, no visible signs of success/money and nothing impressive between the legs. Next time you see him with when you're with your friends you mention "I hung with him the other night and found out he was BANT, so stay away!"

by FTLTrade January 9, 2008

bantha fodder

bantha (the animals tusken raiders (sand people) ride in the star wars movies) SHIT

Luke and his power converters from the Toshi station are a nuttin but Bantha Fodder.

by Monkey Poo Eater August 12, 2003