man basket 

Man that has a giant vagina

Jay has a man basket

man basket by cookiepoop May 30, 2008

eggs in a basket 

slang for two testicles in the vagina and the penis in the anus simultaneously.

Jerry worked for years before he was able to achieve eggs in a basket with Laura. It was the crowning achievement of his life.

eggs in a basket by Jerry Mandarin November 29, 2011

Breakfast Basket

Placing a hard-boiled egg into a woman's vagina and then consuming it with cooter bacon.

-A full course meal.

Man 1 : You seem hungry.

Man 2 : Yeah, I skipped out on breakfast.

Man 1 : Shoulda just had a breakfast basket.

Man 2 : I'm not married.

Breakfast Basket by Lousy-David April 12, 2009

Ass-Basket 

A person that is such an ass as to comprise an entire basket of asses.

Bob: Your boss made you work late again?
Dave: Yeah, my boss is a real ass-basket!

Ass-Basket by Larry Nathan April 29, 2008

Fruit Basket

A topless, and/or often doorless Jeep Wrangler consisting of a bunch of shirtless guys. Too many fruits half naked in one basket...

You know what I'm talking about.

"Hey check out that doorless Jeep filled with all those shirtless dudes"

"Ya man, what a fuckin fruit basket."

Fruit Basket by KingKlownoftheKorn September 12, 2015

put the fucking lotion in the basket 

A command or ultimatum of the most serious and possibly life-threatening nature. Happens one someone careens too closely to your personal space.

Dude 1: "Dude, I took a brewski from your fridge, hope you don't mind"

Dude 2: "No sweat, bro knock yourself out!"

Dude 1: "Sweet! Then you won't mind that I pilfered some of your stash too?"

Dude 2: "PUT THE FUCKING LOTION IN THE BASKET!!"

put the fucking lotion in the basket by zeromyhero January 28, 2014

Picnic Basket 

A sexual act in which one party eats a combination of salad, sandwich, and blackberry pie, then vomits onto the genitals of another party during oral sex.

OMG, Allison, I totally gave Erik a picnic basket last night!

Picnic Basket by alllisson August 1, 2010