meat bagel

(noun) A person's anus.

(adjective) Having the appearance of an anus.

"That skanks' meat bagel sure was blown out."

"Wow, that guys' mouth totally resembles a meat bagel!"

by Blapplecakes May 6, 2010

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bagel tooth

when someones teeth are circular in shape and seem to have small doughnut holes showing a passage to the individuals tounge and tonsils. Special tooth brushes are made for bagel shaped teeth and look simaler to a javelin.

that bagel tooth beauty over there looks almost tasty.

i would enjoy actually touching that bagel tooth

by festa csta fest.com December 17, 2008

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stepped on a bagel

putting oneself into a precarious situation, or an awkward situation in itself

man, you really stepped on a bagel this time.

i don't have enough money for rent this month, when i spent my money on those expensive sunglasses, i really stepped on a bagel

by Steve the Magnificent March 3, 2011

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Jerusalem bagel

When the male places a bagel around his member, dresses it with olive oil and has two long pubic hair bundles on either side. Bagel preferably made with levantine herbs.

Tasha baked a bagel with levantine herbs, begged her husband to try a new move in the bedroom. He readily greased his pubic hair. They performed the Jerusalem Bagel together late into the night.

by Stevous September 2, 2017

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Bagel Mom

1. Someone who is ready to commit and settle down into housewife and mother duties

2. Someone who is committed to the ups and downs, and is fully aware of the well even worse days.
3. Someone who is over their party phase or wants to skip their party phase to work on more productive things like raising a family

Maya is such a bagel mom. All she does is plan everything and be in bed before 8 PM.

by The LettiLady November 26, 2022

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