Releasing the Badger

When you are all minding your own business at work and you see that skanky bitch comin and you just release a little poot poot and the beast within comes out and takes reign of that bitch nose hairs and she will vomit in her mouth at least 5,927 times.

Nikki: Jackie, I was releasing the badger super gnarly and Christy walked right into it, dude!

Jackie: Nikki... you go girl! *wink*

by Momma Badger March 27, 2010

cunting badger

He's swish, he's smart, he's everything a girl could want - he's the cunting badger (8)

"Barney Stinson is the best"
"Yeah, he's a real cunting badger"

by JAB_008 September 19, 2013

australian badger

To give a girl the shocker and also do the helicopter dick at the same time.

Curt was exited when Josie wanted to do the Australian badger.

by Jigbuck July 15, 2014

pink badger

Small animals that walk on their hind legs and have conversations with each other.

The other day there were a couple of pink badgers in my dirty laundry.

by Woodstock June 23, 2004

uphill badger

The process of gay sex between two men concerning sending the "badger" down a burrow, "up the hill".

He likes sending his badger into his hill!!

by Jizzy Boy May 31, 2005

Angry Badger

A diseased, hairy, red cock dripping who the fuck knows what.

Mark wont chickenhead Andy anymore after he saw that Andy had an angry badger.

by Troy Lane October 26, 2006

Honey Badger

A chick that will go down on your dick and lick the balls

man that honey badger sucked my dick and licked my balls

by kongfong March 22, 2017