legit bat

A huge dick.

"So, uh, what is your pops packin?"

"Oh...okay you wanna know? I don't...I can't even remember...he has a legit bat, not gonna lie."

by the___kraken September 17, 2014

snark-bat

When needing to hit someone with an explicitly snarky comment, one pulls out the snark bat.

In this mornings meeting, I hit Jim from Finance with the snark-bat.

by Hello622 May 31, 2015

Beef bat

Dark colored vagina lips

Her beef bat was flappin

by Polish bill February 5, 2021

see bat

someone who doesn’t display queenly attributes and is as insecure as he*l and decides to be rude to mask their pain

I feel so insecure because someone called me a see bat!

by wait May 11, 2022

Cooter Bats

The bat that lives in the cooter of a female, often mistaken for a Vag-Cat

Bree's Cooter Bats Are so damn loud, i couldn't get any sleep last night

by Rockandrolljunkiie May 12, 2010

Hands on the bat

The opposite of Ski poles (one girl, two men- one on either side). Derived from playground baseball games when the captains put their hands on the bat to decide which team goes first. Many hands on one penis.

"I met these two tricks last night...took them back to my place and they put their hands on the bat"

by Señor_Cardgage October 24, 2011

Dick Bat

The act of using a mans penis that’s bigger then 6 inches to hit things with preferably baseball

GUYS I FORGOT MY BAT DAWG - just use a dick bat bro

by Slothhy March 27, 2019