When u wedge a cork deep inside your inner asshole and eat nothing but Taco Bell for 2 weeks straight. At the end of 2 weeks the pressure inside your asshole would be so large that the cork wiggles itself free and sprays your feces up to 10 yards away.
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When a guy that you thought was your bro, puts a frozen burrito in your ass because you are passed out from drinking too much tequila.
Ron is such a jerk dude, he gave me a brozen burrito last night. I hate Mexican food, he knows that.
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Also known as the Belarusian Tortilla, the Russian Burrito is the foremost sexual maneuver that satisfies both the libido, and the appetite. The act itself involves a Prokofiev MP3, a fifth of Smirnoff Ice (preferably Raspberry flavour) and a third of can of refried beans. Executed to perfection, the gentleman caller must pour the beans into his lover's tortilla flaps (labia minora), and douse it with back-washed girly vodka. Follow this up with a solid donkey blow to her spinebone and voila- a tasty, homemade Russian Burrito.
by Dingle Barry February 9, 2009
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Jonny was feeling emo again and being a total whiney bitch about it. He got a little too depressive aggressive so we all decided to show him some love and gave him a wet burrito. It perked him right up!
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