a condition afflicting mostly married men that makes them unable to see common household objects even though they're right in front of them
if you were surveying the contents of the fridge ... looking for the mustard etc ... and you say to your partner ... where's the mustard and they say "right in fricken front of you" ... you still say you can't see it ... they come up and point it out to you ... and its label facing front - right at your eye level etc and you go ... oh yeah ... so it is ;-| ... that's grounds for a domestic blindness diagnosis!
by b1 May 28, 2006
Get the domestic blindnessmug. A towel, blanket, or other such item, utilized by inmates to conceal their sexual acts from the guards.
by One Two February 6, 2008
Get the Blumpkin Blindmug. by john tek January 8, 2006
Get the Blinded by the cockmug. When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009
Get the Blind Squirrelmug. They had "venitian blinds" which meant you had to keep pulling them back to keep the equipment in full view.
by Derek Lamar September 1, 2006
Get the venitian blindsmug. A person who cannot see. They are naive and dumb and possibly easily brainwashed. Useful idiot, a tool. Confused. Delusional in their reality.
by WorseThanHitler January 7, 2021
Get the Blind Visionmug. Wow, for a minute I thought those were beef curtains but after closer inspection they are definitely bacon blinds!
by Brian Lejeune1 August 2, 2008
Get the bacon blindsmug.