Blasiolied

To ejaculate semen in an absurd manner usually into your partners face.

when tom get head from sally he blasiolied all over her face

by walt111 November 28, 2006

horchata blast

the latino equivalent of a bukkake.

first coined by rudy on the radio show love line.

dude i gave your mom a horchata blast last night

by sack up or die July 29, 2010

Millennium Falcon Blasters

When you put 2 fingers in her vagina and 2 fingers in her asshole. Then in a alternating thrusting action like the blasters of the Millennium Falcon from Star Wars, you make laser blaster sounds as well. You can also quote Star Wars while in the sexual act, like:
"Don't get cocky kid!"
"They're coming too fast!"

I was doing the the
Millennium Falcon Blasters on my girl last night and she screamed like a Tie Fighter!

by D.Star January 17, 2009

Master Blaster

To be well versed in the art of finger banging. Finger fucking, if you will.

Christina: Wow Bean, you are really great at fingering.
Bean: Turn around and let me put it in your butt. They call me the master blaster in certain circles.

by P.J. Hutch October 26, 2009

Ghetto Blast

Driving with your windows at least cracked open and playing music entirely too loud for the purpose of sharing it with the world. Usually done late at night with a group of fun people that know how to dance.

Bob: Let's go ghetto blast down main street!
Rick: Great idea! Do you have some good music?
Bob: Of course!

by Machushkla February 15, 2009

blast

1.
A slang word used as an expetive. An exclamation to say that something you didn't want to happen happened.

2.
A good time.

3.
An explosion

1.
"BLAST!" I exclaimed before my mother admonished me and sent me to my room.

2.
Shelly and I went to the My Chemical Romance concert and had a blast!

3.
The blast of the bomb blew up half the city block and killed fifteen people.

by Caty-Marie May 14, 2005

blantonize

To obfuscate facts to such a degree that everyone involved loses track of what the original point of conversation is about. This is generally done to coverup ignorance of rudimentary knowledge, or to distance one's self from a negative or disasterous event they would otherwise be associated with.

When pressed for details, the president blantonized with "That depends on what your definition of is is."

by Mo Trubble February 28, 2008