Hot Air Biscuit

The action of passing gas into one's hands, and proceeding to offer someone a "Hot Air Biscuit."

Shelly totally just gave John a oven fresh hot air biscuit.

by Stumblies February 6, 2009

holy jizz biscuits

The holiest of biscuits, covered in jizz... yummy. Used to express shock or amazement.

HOLY JIZZ BISCUITS BATMAN!!!!" "um... what?

by lolicakes September 30, 2010

had the biscuit

No longer functional, died, terminated, rendered useless.

Windows XP had the biscuit on April 8, 2014.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 19, 2021

Hottie-Biscotti

A real hottie, someone you could just suck on/eat.

The guy over there is a hottieBiscotti!

by November May 18, 2005

cooter biscuit

little balls of toilet paper hidden in the creases of a skanky girls vag, left over after wiping. sometimes goes with menstual gravy.

Bob: i went downtown on Suzy last night and got a mouthful of cooter biscuits.
Joe: gross! next time tell that nasty skank to wash her junk beforehand.

by slapphappyseven March 27, 2009

soggy biscuit

A game where guys who are premature ejaculators are winners and guys with staying power are losers.

Mark won soggy biscuit again because he jacks off like a fiend and can only last 30 seconds when he gets near an actual woman.

by duck face August 4, 2005

fruity disco biscuits

Australian term for the drug Acid.

With half the kids on the wacky tobaccy and the fruity disco biscuits, you know, they're as mad as a clown's cock.

by Scotty Hizzy October 17, 2008