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asshole button

the button on the side of a cell phone to hang up on a caller before you even pick up.

used when you can't or don't want to talk to someone.

also known as the 'fuck you button'
"I've been trying to call Lisa, but she keeps pressing the asshole button"

"My phone rang in class and I had to use the asshole button."
by fashionyourseatbelt November 20, 2007
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I pressed the button

single stupidest user on LUE2.com, not only has he(?) pressed the button, but he pressed it twice, resulting in a 60-day purge for his(?) main account.
Wangsocks are fun and edible. Umaro made a wang sock. wangsock song time!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!
I LIKE TO WEAR PROTECTION, WHEN MY LADY FRIEND IS NEAR
BUT I START TO FEAR,
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
I DON'T HAVE PROTECTION!
OH NOES!
WELL, I REACH FOR MY DRAWERS TO PULL OUT SOMETHING QUICK
I NEED SOME THING TO GET WRAPPED AROUND MY TINY DICK!
WANGSOCK
WANGSOCK!
W-A-N-G-S-O-C-K!!!!
by Some dude November 29, 2004
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hit the snooze button

im gonna hit the snooze button. im hittin the snooze button mate
by Chevvers March 31, 2008
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belly button

The crater left in a person's abdomen after their Umbilical Cord is cut, thereby separating their body from that of their birth-mother.
Neither Adam nor Eve had a belly button.
by Branded Silly June 15, 2009
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side-button

The act of ignoring a call on a cell phone by pressing the side button to silence the ringer.
Alex called, and I didn't feel like talking, so i decided to side-button him
by Deepy April 29, 2006
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belly button drink

Typically an overtly sweet alcoholic beverage that one might use to seduce their lady friend or use in sexual manner, as in pouring into her belly button and then drinking it from her navel.
"I really enjoyed that moscato, Tom, but it was a bit of a belly button drink."
by L-Lo From the Block October 9, 2008
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Top button

When you button the top button of your shirt
Nick is sure rockin that top button
by azgoose November 13, 2009
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