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Jelly Baseball

when two males sit across from each other at a restraunt and throw jelly packets underhanded at each other. One throws while the other hits it with a butterknife
"no way, i just got a grand slam because i smeared jelly over your head"
"But you used a fork!, and the rules clearly stipulate butterknife only"
by Eric Meyer April 25, 2004
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redneck baseball

The act of playing home run derby with a toad or frog with a skinny stick (not a baseball bat too easy). Usually pitched by someone else using a shovel.
" Redneck baseball was so fun last night I hit 4 homers."

"When we were playing redneck baseball last time the guts splashed in my face."
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World Baseball Classic

A cross between the olympics and world cup only you can watch it without falling asleep. The WBC is a league filled with countries from asia, Europe, Australia, and the western hemisphere such as the US, Canada, the DR, Cuba, Japan, China, South Africa, Australia, Italy, and others. It was pretty fun to watch but the US didn't do to good on account many american baseball players did not participate, all well, get 'em next time in 2009!
EX #1: Whoa, the US beat South Africa 17-0 and it's only halfway through the game!

EX #2:
Guy #1: Isn't it strange how no matter how many teams will participate in the World Baseball Classic, Britain will never even consider joining it? I mean, we beat Germany in 2 world wars and they are still looking to join it!

Guy #2: All well, the WBC dosn't need any pussy british team, cuz America will only kick there ass if they enter!

Guy #1: Well it wouldn't be the first time!
by Spikesy June 1, 2006
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backwards baseball cap

Usually worn by a bro who is more often than not, on steroids and likes to look for bar fights. He also crushes lots of vageen.
"Backwards baseball cap guy" rolls into the blaring listening to " let the bodies hit the floor." He then stomps into to the bar and orders a Mich Ultra, as we do not want too many carbs. He then posts up shop at the end of the bar scanning the crowd, just waiting for someone to look at him the wrong way and it's on!!
by Decaduraroidin October 28, 2013
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Banhammer Baseball

The game played by trolls on forums, usually involving moderators and/or administrators as the team up to bat and the trolls as the infielders and outfielders. The pitch is the troll posting something against forum rules, the swing is the mod/admin threatening to ban if the troll posts one more trolling post. A strikeout is when the troll doesn't get banned or doesn't post again while a home run is when the troll continues to troll and thus gets banned.
Yeah, some troll decided to play banhammer baseball last night on the forum. He was given a warning, and his response was a "sorry" followed by more trolling and whining... and then the admin scored a home run and banned the clown.
by ratdude747 June 17, 2013
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lacrosse vs. baseball

An argument between baseball and lacrosse players. Generally decided by questions regarding, Which sport takes more skill? Which sport takes more coordination?

Generally not decided by: which game is more rad? Which game depends more on your hairstyle or your sick flow?

The argument is thus usually won by baseball players. Because as a general rule, all lacrosse players started out playing baseball, failed miserably and started playing lacrosse. No baseball players have ever played lacrosse...because they never needed to play lacrosse...because they were good at baseball in the first place.
lacrosse vs. baseball

BP: Why dont you play baseball?
LP: Because I couldn't hit a baseball in little league.
BP: Oh, that sucks.
LP: Why don't you try playing the sickest game on two feet?
BP: What's that?
LP: Lacrosse Broseph!!!
BP: Um, I don't need to. I'm good at baseball.
LP: Oh. Have fun doing what I can't do.
by OleMiss March 10, 2008
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Hungarian Baseball

a sexual move in which 3 people are invlolved. 1 catcher, 1 batter, and 1 pitcher. the pitcher stands with their legs apart and poops, the batter gets on his knees and hits the poop with his penis, the catcher then tries to catch the poop in his mouth.
Dooood, i heard max and justin played hungarian baseball with her and scored a home run.

That chick at the club last night was totally asking for some hungarian baseball.
by andrew blastoise October 24, 2010
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