barrell bumping

When you inadvertently get teabagged by the bloated belly of a french sounding author from Keighley.

As I looked up Andre's belly enveloped my face, his spare tyre(s) draped over my nose and came to rest firmly over my terrified eyes. Face rape aka barrell bumping.

by Swampdonkey13 April 9, 2017

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barrel buddy

Someone to tell your darkest secrets to.

Preferably platonic.

Jim: how do you know so much about her?

Tod: she's my barrel buddy

by Water wisp June 20, 2017

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barrel cunt

Barrel cunt is a complimentary term for a well used, gaping vagina. Frequently associated with constant discharge and it may result in a lack of feeling during penatrative sex.

Mate, I gave your mum a barrel cunt last night.

by Dense Hedge May 31, 2018

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Barreled

To get wasted off of white claws (specifically).

Carson: how many white claws did you have last night?
Stacy: idk, but enough to get barreled!

by Schamberg March 22, 2020

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Barrel Shot

When a guy doesn't quite understand how to take a dick pic, so they take the photo facing straight down onto the member, making it look like the front of a gun.

"Ollie sent you nudes?!"
"Yes, he sent me a barrel shot last night and I didn't know whether to laugh or cry."

by didntask69 July 9, 2021

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