In an awkward situation, this is a position one makes by putting his/her head down while the mouth is closed and the lips are crunched together firmly. This position is quick and easy and works well in any situation whether it be just a little awkward or really awkward.
Example #1 - (Ryan and Stephanie run into each other in the grocery store line)
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)
James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
Ryan - "Hey how have you been?"
Stephanie - "Great! you?"
Ryan - "Oh good we should hang out sometime."
Stephanie - "Yeah I know it's been a while i'll call you sometime"
Ryan - "Sounds good!"
(5 seconds of silence)
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
Example #2 - (Ryan has dinner with his friend James, James's parents, and James's girlfriend Stephanie)
James - "So I found out Ryan slept with Stephanie, isn't that good to know everyone?!?
Parents - *Shocked faces*
Stephanie - *Argues back*
Ryan - *Awkward Hunch*
by AlexG0773 December 17, 2008
So you're blasting your favorite music,(preferably sublime) and you're singing as loud as you can, or along with the beat. Suddenly one of your friends has to say something, so they turn the music off to speak. A split second later you stop to realize everyone just heard you screaming. High five, you're a victim of awkward loudness.
Dude my friends dad was bumping my FAVORITE song, then he got a call. I think whoever he was talking to heard me yelling. It took me a minute to comprehend what happened in that time frame. Awkward loudness is funny as hell.
by master.of.reality.420 January 16, 2010
by 4716cms October 01, 2010
A sexual position that arises out of being asked "dirty" questions during sexual intercourse or foreplay. If whichever partner is being asked the question does not know how to answer the question, or refuses to answer the question he or she proceeds to execute the "awkward dan."
by James Dangerous January 17, 2011
A day when you add 'In my pants' or 'In bed' to the end of every sentence.
Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook
Taken from the twilight fanfiction, "Awkward Day" by pandorasnotebook
"It's awkward day! A combination of 'In Bed Day' and 'In My Pants Day'" Emmett explained excitedly.
Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.
"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.
"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.
"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.
Edward sighed. "We just did this last week!" He complained.
"I get bored easily..." Emmett explained. "In bed.""Edward! Quiet down in bed!" Emmett snapped.
"Stop yelling so much...in bed." Rosalie added.
"You're being so difficult...in my pants." Jasper smiled.
by BumBumBeedleBum July 11, 2010
the awkward moment when a male or female fancies some action with a horse rider, whilst a midget rugby god is fighting for her heart.
by agedchicken October 25, 2011
A hand gesture created and used to shed light on the fact a certain situation has become "awkward". It doesn't look like a turtle, or an awkward turtle, it's just dumb.
Johnny: So, when she said that I was all like *awkward turtle*
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
Dave: Dude, that's the dumbest thing I've ever seen, plus, it just makes you look like an ass for making the awkward situation more awkward. It doesn't even look like a turtle.
Johnny: Oh, uh *awkward turtle*
Dave: You're a dumbass.
by Oy, Nineteen, Eld July 22, 2008