Awareness

Spread it around. Like herpes at Woodstock.

Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."

Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."

Iam "Alright... Let's just cool it a little... I don't think I'm asking for a lot. And I've already proven that you're not doing what you think you're doing. I just want to know who I aggregating behind my back to gather information on me."

Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."

Iam "I don't want to do that..."

Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."

by Hym Iam May 16, 2022

Jmac award

NFL Fantasy award given to the person with the 'most retarded trade'.

Refers to Jason McElwain, the magical, three point, shooting autistic water boy.

Brad Johnson for Matt Schaub? Give this guy the Jmac Award.

by danielbrowniel October 18, 2008

fizzical awareness

noun: mind-blowing feeling of excitement and happiness upon entering a large social event such as a concert, sporting event or party where the activity and people around produce elevated heart rate and high sensory stimulation

Upon entering the concert arena, he felt an acute sense of fizzical awareness as he heard the music and saw the people cheering wildly.

by pPOSH October 16, 2010

pack-aware

An important safety tip to Ghostbusters. The awareness of oneself and surroundings while wearing a proton pack. This involves not straining your back while putting a pack on, not accidentally crashing into nearby ojects, shortening your stream as to not burn other Ghostbuster's faces off and especially not crossing the streams as it could be bad.

Louis accidentally broke Angela's red vase she found at a flea market because cause he's not pack-aware yet.

by E. Spengler September 28, 2011

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Selfie Awareness

To have awareness of where you are and what is happening during the time a "selfie" is taken.

TrendyAssNay: "That kid that got kicked in the head by a train had no selfie awareness"

by SashaGPodcast May 1, 2014

Self-aware clear pilled

A self-aware clear pilled person is a person who most likely is not fully clear pilled. They believe they are in their own mind but may not be yet. To be clear pilled one must not only meet the standard outlines, but have others that are already clear pilled agree that one is enlightened.

Bro, you’re being self-aware clear pilled. Seek advice from others.

by Scribbles1697 October 3, 2023